Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Monica watches: The 100 S2 Ep2

Seriously this is getting too much. I'm binge watching with a massive head ache but who cares. Let's get this ooooon:

But the baby. I don't care about anything else where is the baby?! Fuck the previous shit. The BABY?!
The drop ship did pretty well. Cool. 
Listen to Bellamy!! Listen to him. 
They aren't your people they are Bellamy's. Fuck you. 
MURPHY!
"Well this should be fun". You're such a bitch Murphy.
Trigger happy, bitch. I don't like her. 
What's the exodus charter?
Mount Weather is fucky.
Who is Miller?
Maya is a bitch. 
Dead guy. Eww he looks messed up. Gross. 
Omg the baby. Wait is that real? Sounds funny. He found it. Where is it?!  Omg the drawer!! OMG BABY. 
How does Clarke's mum have nice hair?
Omg Raven legs. Omg. OMG. Noooooo. Ewww omg she's gunna be awake. During. The. Surgery. Fuck that shit. I only gave birth and I had druuuuugs. 
Don't kill OCTAVIA!!! No!?
Hell yeah you need to talk you creepy old man. Yeah liar. Bullet hole, bitch. Oh :/ arrow?
Don't manipulate her. 
Don't go anywhere with him. 
The baby is so cute. Awww he's going to save the baby. Who left it? Such bitches. 
Oh god. They're going to cut it out of her spine. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. 
Omg Raven scared. No. But Raveb isn't scared of anything. It's okay! You can do it!
Oh god the screaming. 
Yeah Murphy you bitched out. Traitor. They tortured you for three days?! So no one likes you anyway. 
That's a guy screaming. Omg. Like last time. It's a warning. Oh god that's brutal. 
I don't like Tsing. She's weird. 
Eww. The dead guy. 
Hey what was that look? Why do they have the arrow if he pushed it out in the field? What did he do carry it home with him? Fuck off, arrow. 
Chess peice? How did he...? :/ 
A missile? Will that work?
Seriously, that's a cute baby. 
Outside? OMG. But it's just a baby. He will die. They don't have suits small enough for him.
She made it through the surgery. OMG. Raven. I. Love. You. 
Clarke's mum is going to do something s t u p i d. 
Marcus is such a prick. 
Do it, lady!
Wait she's not dead. Lincoln mate saved her? OMG Lincoln. Noooooo. Why does he keep telling her to run? 
Hahahaa. Thank you for saving my life but I'ma need to borrow yours now. 
Yeah you tell 'em, O!!! She's so dead now :/
Is that a dude? Huh? Grounder is so weird. Just give her Lincoln. Omg the healer helped you. You're not really gunna kill him right. 
Her foot twitched!! Oh no. The other one. So like her lower leg is fucked. 
You're not a cripple, Raven. You're amazing and smart and funny and kickass. 
Really, Finn? Your day is her. 
OMG. Go get them, Finn. Raven you are amazing. 
She doesn't trust them for a reason. Jasper, you're a little bitch. 
Ungrateful ass? She's suspicious cuz she's smart. You dumb fuck. 
You can do it. Awww baby. Omg seriously a bit if insulation? That baby is so not going to make it. Aww he's crying. Omg a crack. That's bad. Omg. What if it breaks? Oh god. I can't watch. 
Simple plan, much. Fly across space, don't die, get in a missile, don't die. 
OMG IT'S BREAKING?!! ONG IT BROKE!! 
Fuck he's squashed the baby. 
Where's the baby?! OMG omg omg!!!!
Dad?! Omg. He imagined it!!!! OMG omg. Wells. Omg. 
You're not done. You can make it. They neeeeeeed you, Jaha. You would tell him to carry on!! You can't give up. Oh god but Wells you don't understand - you're not always with him. You're dead. 
Omg he's alone again. 
Omg. Wells. At least maybe he will get to see his grave one day. 
Yeah! They're going to save the others. Go now! Before someone comes! Jasper is such a twerp. 
Eww the burns dude. He's so gross. 
What is she gunna do?
...
What is she up to?
OMG Clarke wtf?! OMG. Nooooo. Ewwww. That's brutal.  My arm hurts now. 
He launched. Oh this looks bad. 
Lincoln!!!! Yaaay!!! She did it!!
Reapers!!! Noooo!!!! What even?! Why are reapers? Here?? What do they even reap?? Why are they called reapers?!
Wait Jaha isn't a pancake. Omg. He made it. Sand is soft. Is he on a beach? Bit far off, much? Where is he? 
They got out! Yes. Oops. Clarke's mum is such a badass. Oh Miller's dad. Maybe he's gunna be a big character. 
Clarke is so pretty. Oooh. The burns dude. Why isn't he waking up?
What is that thing? The blood. 
Where does that go? 
Not really dressed for that kinda action are you?
What's in the vent?
Fuck a duck. They are draining people. Omg. She was right. Wait there are cages. OMG. Fucking hell.
Is that Anya? Omg. Omg. OMG. 

The cliff hangers on this show are fucking intense. I'm can't deal with it. I have to watch the next one NOW or I will explode. 

Love,
Monica 
            xxx

Monica Watching: The 100

So I'm super obsessed in this show like I watch the same episode everyday until the new one comes, sometimes even twice - straight after. No one else I know watches it!! It's kinda weird but I think it would be funny if while I watched it I wrote about my reactions, cuz like any normal human I talk to the TV and the characters. So I'm gunna start from the second and the first episode cuz I can't find the first season on Sky +

So season two episode one

Omg why is she in that room? Why is everything white? Is that music playing or is it in her head? 
That's a nice painting. 
Oooooh don't mess with Clarke. 
Fuck she smashed the glass. 
Ewww that's a deep cut. 
Yeaaaah Clarkes all "I'll cut you bitch"
WHAT THE FUCK?! 
What's a containment breach?!
Yes where the hell are you?! 
Run Bellamy!!!!
That girls hair is stupid. 
OMG Finn!!
Holy fuck he just killed him. 
Nooooo don't kill Fiiiinn!!!
Oh. He was just giving him water. 
Why is Octavia speaking Grounder?
Oh god he just pull that out. Ah he just cauterised it with a blade. Did that dweeby little fire really heat it up that much. Please. 
Oh no poison. Noooo Lincoln don't go back. Eww she has to eat bugs.
He looks like Bane. 
RAVEN!!!!!!! 
Omg who's coming?!
Is that...? MURPHY?
Hell yeah anyone would have shot you, asswipe. 
What even is this place?! 
Fuck off Maya. 
I wouldn't untie her. She might punch you in the face. 
Dante Wallace. Even his name is creepy. Creepy old man. 
There are 48 of them?!! I don't like this. 
What's in the box, Doc?
Ooh clothes. 
Yeah don't trust them, Clarke. Keep yourself on the toes... Or your heel. Heh heh :/
Why can't you people go outside?
Oh. Radiation. But they can, oh Solar radiation. 
Don't give it baaaaack. 
"Welcome to mount weather". Fuck off, old man.
MONTY!!! 
They did make it!!! 
Fuck off Keenan. No one likes you. 
Murphy is such a bastard. 
Raven is NOT dying. She's awesome. 
Yeah, why are you helping?!
Oh. That's kinda sad. 
Try not to die?! Really?!
Oooh that hurt.
Noooooo don't kill Bellamy. 
OCTAVIA!!!! 
What the fuck was that ugly thing?! Jesus that was ugly. 
Ooh pie. Cake. 
"We are happy to see you". You should be you dumb fucks. 
No exits? So much for not being prisoners! Omg how dumb can you two be. Where is your loyalty?!
"You're bumming me out? I'm gunna get more cake?" What the fuck is wrong with you?
He likes her. What a dick. 
Why are you apologising? Don't apologise. You're Clarke for fucks sale. 
Oh yeah. Take that key card, mother fuckers. 
Code 5? Let's fuck shit up a little. 
RUN CLAAAAARKE?!
What is that tunnel? Yeah rip out the fucking wires.  
Come on. You can do it!!!!!! 
Maya is such a fucking bitch. Acting all cute and now she's all "I'll shoot you". 
Don't tell Clarke what to do. You're not  safe. Not you lot, not them outside. 
Yeah Murphy why are you such a dick?
You tell him, Raven. 
Yeah Murphy why are you so fucked up. 
... 
Oh your dad got floated... Downer. 
And your mum was an alcoholic... Awks. 
...
You didn't kill your father, Murphy. 
Boo hoo indeed. Omg Raven is crying. OMG Murphy is crying. 
That sounds weird after you say it that many times. We are warriors. What the fuck?! Is that?! Chancellor. Woah. 
Hey Clarkes mum. 
Oh no Jaha. 
OCTAVIA, DO NO DIE. Grounder talk is funny. 
RAVEN DON'T DIE. 
Awww Raven is so sweet. 
RUUUUUUUN BOYS. 
OH DEAR. 
PUNCH HIM, BELLAMY. BUT MURPHY IS A BASTARD. FUCK LAWS AND RULES, MURPHY IS A PRICK. 
RAVEN JUST HOLD ON. 
Where is he taking her?
Oh fuck. He took her to his village. He is so fucked. 
Don't leave her in broad daylight then you idiot. Hide her a bit. 
Omg that dude is such a psycho. 
Oh. So that's what happened. I really don't like him. Then paint creepy man. 
Bad news?
There are survivors you lying bastard!!! Stop lying. He's so fucking weird. 
"Please don't test me Clarke". Ooooh. That sounds like a challenge. 
Grounder didn't take them. 
Oh she's leaving a message. 
Clarke's only playing right? She doesn't trust them right?!
Oh he's so trying to win her over. Bribery will not work creepy man. See told you- she doesn't trust you. 
OCTAVIA HOLD ON.
This is a nice song. 
Oooh. The ark.
Yay they are back. 
Oh yeah. Poor Jaha. 
Oh no. He's by himself. OMG. He's gunna die alone. 
He's so tired. He's alone and tired. He just never gives up. He loves his son. He must feel so ba-
WAS THAT A BABY CRYING?!
WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 

Now I'm going to binge watch the rest and do the same. 

Love,
Monica 
            xxx

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